Nicki Minaj Goes Cuckoo On Mariah Carey’s Cocoa Puffs (UPDATE WITH VIDEO AND TRANSCRIPT)


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American Idol has proven itself to be equal parts launch pad and diving board for up-and-coming musicians. Sure it’s had its fair share of really shitty politics with the judges, but I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say that the producers are remarkably pleased with their most recent judge’s table addition, Nicki Minaj. [...]

Yo Dawg, Apparently American Idol Thinks Four Judges Will Save The Show


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If you missed the news over this summer, American Idol lost two of its judges, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler, both leaving on their own accord. Or so we’re told. Maybe they could sense a sinking ship when they’re ass-deep in the water? (Tyler probably knew first, what with the lack of fat on his [...]

That Time I Went To Try Out For American Idol (See Also: The Most Embarrassing Experience Of My Life)


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My friend and I (I’m not legally allowed to mention her name, but her picture will be below) decided it would be OMFGTOTALLYAWESOMESAUCE if she tried out for American Idol. Well, she decided, and since we share everything, including the EXACT SAME INSTEP, PEOPLE (!), I decided it couldn’t be done without me being right [...]

Chatter Box: Kim K Implicates British Airways In Luggage Theft, David Beckham Poses For Elle UK


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I’m not going to lie—I threw the Becks bit into the headline just so you’d stop by and sample my wares, and I’d do it again in a minute. There’s also another Mad Men spoiler/reaction, so you can’t get mad at me if you read this because that shit happened two days ago, and it’s not [...]

When Awkward Strikes: Celebrity Moments That Keep Us Cringing


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Since I’m still twitching from unwittingly bearing witness to American Idol alum Ace Young’s saccharine, obviously sponsored (he name-checked his jeweler!) sixth-grade-homecoming invitation of a proposal to Diana Degarmo on last night’s AI finale, there’s pretty much no way I could write a post about anything BUT this apparent celebrity penchant for embarrassing themselves beyond [...]