Tracy McMillan Knows Why You’re Not Married, You Selfish, Lying Slut


Tracy McMillan only calls you a shallow bitch because she wants you to be happy. That’s how that works, right? More »

Uma Thurman’s Stalker Back In Custody


Uma Thurman

Convicted Uma Thurman stalker was released and is at it again. I guess a leopard never changes his spots. More »

Uma Thurman Marrying Financier, Ethan Hawke Weeps


(Okay, so I have no confirmation of Ethan Hawke’s weeping, I’m just making an informed, educated guess here.) (Also: What exactly IS a financier? I mean, besides being someone with a whole lot of freakin’ money?)