Set Adrift On Memory Bliss: A TRL Photobooth Flashback


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So, 2013. Holy crap. Something about the flipping of the calendar makes me a bit panicky to be honest, much like when birthdays roll around and I start remembering that things like 1993 was TWO DECADES AGO. ::breathes into paper bag:: Which is why I was slightly, oh…overcome? when I stumbled upon this gem. Someone [...]

UPDATED: Kevin Federline’s Brother Claims He’s The Real Father Of Britney Spears’ Oldest Son


Britney Spears Fragrance

In a blaze of glory the former pop queen Britney Spears has returned from her hiatus in her own personal Wal-Mart (the set of The X-Factor) to grace the day’s headlines like the first tickling scent of Folger’s in our cups. IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH. WAKE UP, THURSDAY. On this episode of Who’s the Daddy: Britney’s [...]

Janeane Garofalo Was Married For 20 Years Unbeknownst To Her


Janeane Garofalo in If You Will

Pop quiz: what do Janeane Garofalo and Britney Spears have in common? Ooh, I see the smoke coming out of your ears. I’m sorry. The obvious answer is “not a damn thing.” But you would be incorrect. Garofalo and Spears both drunkenly entered into marriage in Las Vegas. But here is where Brit-Brit wins the [...]

Britney Spears’ Imaginary Manager Sam Lutfi: Case Dismissed


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The trial of the century month fortnight is over, kids.  BBC and HuffPo confirm that the case brought against Britney Spears by her former “manager” Sam Lutfi has been tossed for insufficient evidence.  Lutfi claimed he was owed millions from his gig with Brit Brit, a cool 15% of what she earned from her 2007 release [...]

“Britney Spears” Civil Trial Totally Not Civil


She really was crazy back then. You can tell from the hat.

Like, at all. People are saying all kinds of mean things about each other. The civil suit was filed against Britney Spears‘s handlers, as well as her parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears, by a former confidant of the Grammy winner — a clown named Sam Lufti. Remember him? I didn’t either, until I saw the [...]