Simon Cowell And Carmen Electra Are Dating: Merry Christmas, Internet!


Carmen Electra and Simon Cowell

Just when I was going to write a post based on a handful of my toddler’s alphabet magnets tossed around on a pillow case, along comes the perfect nonsensical string of words that turns out to be a true Hollywood headline. It’s now confirmed:  Carmen Electra is dating The X Factor‘s Simon Cowell. The Playboy pussycat, [...]

Today In Celebrities Behaving Badly: Crack, Whack, Momsen


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Whitney Houston is back in rehab. OUTPATIENT rehab. Despite the usual vague-ish PR claims of detox, exhaustion and alcohol, the “inside sources” are now crawling out of the walls to confirm that no, actually, Whitney’s hitting the crack pipe again. Yeah, outpatient rehab’ll fix that shit RIGHT UP. Lindsay Lohan won’t be officially sentenced for [...]

The Catholic Church Agrees: Wisconsin Is a Holy Place


Once upon a time Wisconsin was known for its cheese and football. Now the Catholic Church has designated a small shrine near Green Bay as an authentic Holy Site, the first of its kind in North America. But does the claim hold up? More »

Marie Claire Wants You to Know About the Totally Awesome and Effective Diet You Should Never Try


Looking for another ignorant way to destroy your body in the name of dieting? Look no further! More »