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CBS Bans “Excessive” Skin On Grammy Awards Night, Securing Status As The “Get Off My Lawn” Network

02/08/2013 11:00 am by

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It seems that CBS – the television network responsible for Murder She Wrote and The Ed Sullivan Show and which  continues to feature Morley Safer on 60 minutes 16 years past his actual physical death – has issued a stern wardrobe lecture note to Sunday nights Grammy Awards ceremony attendees. CBS is fearful of wardrobe malfunctions of almost any kind at the music awards broadcast, and seeks to eradicate any indication of sex, sexiness, sexual innuendo, sexualization, sexuality, sexin’, sexy sexin’ sex and DA SEX. More »

Filed Under: Awards Shows, Celebrities, Fashion, Ladies, PLEASE, Lady Gaga, Music, Red Carpet, Television, Tina Fey Tagged With: , , ,

Parent Other People’s Kids: ‘Two And A Half Men’ Star Angus T. Jones

11/28/2012 2:30 pm by

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It’s time to play the Internet’s faaaaaaaaaaavorite game:  Parent Other People’s Kids!  Today’s episode:  Two and a Half Men star Angus T. Jones. As you’ve probably heard by now, 19-year-old Angus T. Jones told religious website Forerunner Chronicles that Two and a Half Men is “filth” and that decent folks should stop tuning in to CBS’ [...]

Filed Under: Celebrities, Celebrities Say The Darndest Things, Celebrity Interviews, Celebrity Kids, Celebrity Kids Gone Bad, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Charlie Sheen, Fail, Television, This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, TV, WTF? Tagged With: , ,

CBS to Make ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ Into Terrible Sitcom

10/25/2012 10:00 am by

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“Smells Like Teen Spirit“, the 90′s grunge anthem that launched the band Nirvana into super-stardom and disaffected teens everywhere for the better part of a decade, is, naturally, being turned into a family friendly sitcom on CBS.  The show has been sold by one of the writer/producer’s from The Big Bang Theory, David Goetsch.  From [...]

Filed Under: 90s, Comedy, Courtney Love, Generation Y, Internet, Music, Nostalgia, Pop Culture, Television, This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, TV Tagged With: , , , ,

Bob Barker Snubbed By ‘Price Is Right’ 40th Anniversary, Blames Puppies

09/05/2012 12:00 pm by

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Remember Bob Barker?  He hosted TV’s The Price Is Right for 35 years before retiring in 2007 and abdicating the throne to Drew Carey in 2009?  C’mon…you know…Bob Barker.  White hair?  Plays a mean indoor golf game?  Digs kittens? Well, assuming you do remember him, you’re doing one better than TPIR producers.  Barker alleges that he was [...]

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Let’s Put the Whole Cast of Facts of Life on Survivor

08/23/2012 2:00 pm by

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You might have heard that Lisa Welchel (aka Blair Warner from Facts of Life) will be competing on the next season of Survivor. This is fascinating to me for many reasons, but mainly because the last time I saw Blair, she was fluffing her hair, belting blouses into long skirts and calling “Daddy” every time [...]

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