Tony Horton And His P90X Want Me Dead


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Look at the smugness oozing from that damned demon cyborg. I say “demon cyborg” because I am convinced, without a doubt, that Tony Horton is not a human. No, no. There’s no way possible that a real human being could even come up with something like P90X. More »

She may be The Terminator, but he’s a Bigger Robot


Terminator Primer*: In the future robots will revolt against humans and thoroughly kick our asses. Or will they? Not if John Connor has anything to say about it. For he will travel back in time to when he was a cute 16-year-old boy-genius and try to stop the robots from ever being built. But he [...]