ANTM Cycle 15 Recap: Episode 12 “Roberto Cavalli”


Roberto Cavalli

More than twelve weeks have gone by. Yes, you read that correctly. Twelve. Motherfucking. Weeks. And here we are, yet again, sitting in front of the television once more. I have finely tuned my 50 inch plasma to pick up the CW in HD. I need to be blown away by marginal beauty. I need [...]

ANTM Cycle 15 Recap: Episode 6 “Patrick Demarchelier”


Patrick Demarchelier

America’s Next Top Model! Now with more creepy peepaws! More »

ANTM Cycle 15 Recap: Episode 4 “Matthew Rolston”


Matthew Rolston

Wanna be on top? No, I am not propositioning you. I mean, I have some much better pick up lines than that. I just want to know if you really wanna be on top? On top of the modeling game? If you happened to actually get to the top, you could be the envy of [...]

ANTM Cycle 15 Recap: Episode 3 “Patricia Field”


Patricia Field

I gots that good hair! You can’t buy that on the streets! More »