The Hypocritical Oath: Doctors Turning Away Obese Mothers


Doctor Nick

Apparently, in South Florida, you know, the East Coast mecca for plastic surgery and body issues, there are a group of Ob/Gyns who are turning away patients, pregnant or otherwise, who are obese, because they may have a higher risk of complications as they get older. The “logic”, if you want to call it that, [...]

Baby News! Baby News! Ali Has A Boy And David Is Expecting


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Actress Ali Larter, of Heroes fame, welcomed a bouncing baby boy on Monday.  Well, I’m not 100% sure about the “bouncing” part.  Do babies bounce?  I don’t think anyone should know the answer to that.  I digress.  The lovely and talented Larter gave birth to a son, named Theodore Hayes.  Teddy (may I call you [...]

You Remind Me Of That Scumbag! No, The Other Scumbag!


Charlie is upset!

Among the many valuable services that celebrities provide to us, be they A list or D, is to act as reference points for us non-famous masses when describing each other to each other. More »

Ross is Looking a Little Rough


Picture 133 We now know, if Ross had been given the spin-off instead of Joey, what his post-Friends plotline would have looked like. Ross moves to Brooklyn, becomes insufferable hipster, wacky haircut shenanigans ensue.

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David Schwimmer Engaged, Still Irrelevant


When I saw that David Schwimmer was getting married, do you know what my first thought was? I mean after, “Who?” Well, once I remembered who he was, what I next thought was, “is there really absolutely NOTHING going on in Miley Cyrus’s life right now?” Because if David Schwimmer is making news, it must be one hell of a thin news weekend in Hollywood.
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