Sometimes it feels like the Kardashians are a 21st Century problem, but if the term “White Bronco” means anything to you, you’ll recall that the Kardashian name has been making us roll our eyes (ugh) since last century. Robert Kardashian Sr. was divorced from Kris Jenner since before the O.J. Simpson trial, but he remained [...]
Guilt is the absolute worst thing you can carry. It’s like transporting four hungry hamsters in a fanny pack on a trans-Atlantic ocean voyage. If you don’t feed those hamsters, they’re going to start chewing at your bathing suit parts. Some people deserve to carry such a load – they’ve committed crimes, or hurt others [...]
Dear Bethenny Frankel, Dude. BETHENNY. It’s a bummer you’re going through a divorce from Jason Hoppy and everything. Totally feel for you on that account. You guys have a baby girl, Brynn, together, and ouch, man. That’s gotta suck some mega lemons. Truly, I have mostly nothing but respect for you in many regards. I [...]
Oh, Pink. We were just touting your awesomeness – your fearless nature, your strong will, and your promotion of strong, healthy body images to our delicate and misguided youth. We loved your music, your take-no-bullshit attitude, and your smart lyrics were a refreshing change from the vapid Ke$ha’s of the pop world. And we loved you, for all of it.
But now comes this. More »
It’s probably safe to say that not many of us out there have actually been pulling for Brandi Glanville of Bravo‘s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. She’s not an easy one to love, to be sure. But still, there’s something to be said for a woman who can work “motherfucker” into nearly any casual conversation, down perhaps [...]