The Best Celebrity Divorces of 2011!


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Is this in poor taste? To celebrate the end of what was meant to be a pure, holy, unbreakable union of soul, spirit, and no-no parts? Because, I GOTTA TELL YA, all this Kardashian slamming is making me realize that we missed a ton of opportunities to share our unsolicited thoughts, observations, and commentary on [...]

George Clooney Is Back On The Market, Ladies!


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To anyone deluded enough to believe they might actually have a chance with George Motherfucking Clooney, I say: boy, have I got good news for you! In a joint statement released earlier today, Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis – who met in Rome, Italy in 2009 – announced: “We’re not together anymore. It’s very difficult and [...]

Jennifer Aniston Wants To Marry George Clooney?


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I love Jennifer Aniston, and I always feel a bit badly for her when headlines about her relationship status flash around the Internet.  But this time, I gotta wonder what girlfriend was thinking. You can’t get married, honey! You’re the face of American spinsterhood! She was recently interviewed for Red magazine when–SHOCKER!–the issue of her [...]

George Clooney Will Never Put a Ring on It


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Do I feel sorry for Elisabetta Canalis? Well, kinda. More »

Blind Item: Who’s Kinky Sex Habits Are Getting Too Intense?


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I love a fresh blind item on a Monday. What celeb has received doctors’ orders to take it easier on the playing field?
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