‘The Walking Dead’ to ‘Warm Bodies’: Reanimating The Zombie Movie


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This weekend Warm Bodies finished first at the box office, bringing in $20 million over the course of four days. It beat out the slushy-mouthed Stallone vehicle Bullet to the Head and the Christopher Walken-infused Stand Up Guys.  That’s right. Zombies beat out a meat-head action movie and an old guys-talking-about-Viagra caper comedy. So many boner [...]

Nice Chompers, Hollywood: Movie Teeth Have No Bite


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With awards season upon us, we’ll soon watch many talented Hollywood set stylists, costume designers, and make-up artists collect well-deserved trophies. And unlike previous years, it seems many of us have actually seen the movies nominated this year, and so we’ll be watching with special interest. But despite huge advances in CGI and technology and [...]

“Virgin Tales” Documentary Looks Into The World Of Purity Balls


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It’s a presidential election year, and it seems like with one of those comes a cyclical look at the various values and beliefs that we operate under. Moral issues are always big platform points during campaigns because people always know how they feel about things that aren’t actually affecting their lives. Things like taxes and [...]

LOLCYRUS: The Miley Cyrus Movie You Didn’t Know Existed Somehow Tanked At The Box Office


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Well, I don’t know how it happened, but Miley Cyrus‘s coming-of-age comedy totally bombed at the box office last weekend. I mean, who would’ve thought people would opt to go see The Avengers instead of the timeless, surefire classic, LOL?   Rejected titles: SFTU, DTF, and MABC (My Achy-Breaky Career) So, yeah. Apparently Miley Cyrus [...]

PMS Bombs – Commercials That Make Me Sob


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So, I’m sitting in front of my Internets minding my own business—reading Facebook rants about Ann Romney and That Idiot who cut someone off in the middle school drop-off lane, or how everyone needs coffee—when this damn P&G London 2012 Summer Olympic Games “Film” gets posted on my wall: And now I’m weeping. And I [...]