Chris Brown’s ‘Demon Art’ Latest Indication That Chris Brown Does What He Wants


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Chris Brown’s neighbors are upset because he’s had some large, monster-looking things painted on the walls outside of his probably very lovely Hollywood Hills home, because hahaha, he’s Chris Brown, check out his DEMONS, BITCHES. Oh my God. That metaphor just jumped out and hit me in the head. Let’s return to that, shall we? [...]

Today In Celebrity Health: Justin Bieber Collapses, Kelly Osbourne Seizes, Kim K Freaks


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Holy heart monitors, Hollywood! The past 24-48 hours have not been stellar in regards to the health of some of our favorite celebrities. More »

Modern Family Star Ariel Winter Dealing With Her Own Family Drama


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There is a whole lotta drama unfolding for one of television’s most beloved comedies, and specifically, for one of its younger stars. Ariel Winter, who is 14-years-old and plays Alex Dunphy on Modern Family, was removed from her mother’s home roughly one week ago. Her 34-year-old sister, Shanelle Gray, was awarded temporary custody. Hold up. [...]

The Best Of This Week’s Media Responses To Donald Trump’s Sad Existence


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Perhaps you heard, this week, that Donald Trump had some VERY BIG NEWS to share with the world, and it was SUCH VERY BIG NEWS that it would, in fact, have VERY BIG IMPACT on the upcoming Presidential election. The Announcement was scheduled for Wednesday, and in the days leading up to that moment, news [...]

Ben Affleck Bitches About His Kids, Admits He’s A Terrible Father


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Aw, BENNY BOY. You really know how to appeal to your fan base, don’t you?! In what seems like, and probably is, a harmless interview with Details Magazine, Ben Affleck spoke about his ineptitude as a father figure to his three impossibly-adorable children with Jennifer Garner. Before I skewer him, however, it should be noted [...]