Top 10 Celebrities Who Should Not Be Singing


Lindsay Lohan singing

This list is brought to you by the bitter little girl who used to spend afternoons singing into a mirror and making imaginary music videos. She may or may not be me. (They were fucking AWESOME videos, by the way.) Also brought to you by the elitist, mother-of-two who wants her young boys to grow [...]

Sucker Punch: Pandering Never Looked So Good


sucker-punch

Wow. Way to really take a chance there, Zach. What’s next? A movie about a lesbian Vikings who fight dinosaurs and ninja-zombies in between sessions of dipping each other in erotic chocolate and reading comic books? More »

Betting On The Bechdels


machete trejo with girls

Ever heard of this thing called the Bechdel Test? You should have, it’s not like we haven’t told you about it before. It’s this little test designed to quickly measure the pervasiveness, or lack thereof, of female characters in films. More »