Must Not See TV: Jessica Simpson To Star In NBC Sitcom


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My dear internet friends, I really hoped I could come to you with news of a fabulous revelation in the television industry. A revelation that maybe…people don’t want to watch mindless drivel every week. That maybe, just maybe, television could be good again. Riveting story-lines! Emmy-award winning acting! INTELLIGENT SOMETHING. Alas, no. None of that. [...]

Chatter Box: Celebrities On Christmas Day Edition


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While you were busy being with your family (or ignoring them) yesterday, celebs were being…celebs. What better day to confirm pregnancies and undesirable relationships than Christmas Day! Even if they’ve both been rumored for weeks. Jessica Simpson took to Twitter to finally make the announcement that she is, in fact, pregnant. Duh. (Nearly) Irish Twins [...]

Chock Full O’ Baby: Celebrity Pregnancies – Holiday Edition


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As the world turns and the tides flow, the good ship Celebrity sails gently from one generation into the next. Famous people everywhere find time in their busy schedules full of money to put their boy and girl parts together and make with the sexytime. Which semi-famous persons are currently abstaining from the party-strength eggnog? [...]

Gaza, Schmaza: Let’s Talk More About Jessica Simpson’s Weight


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Is there anything happening in the world today? Other than women eating or not eating while considering or not considering our thoughts on that? And if so, do we care? Pop singer-turned-reality-TV-star-turned-mogul Jessica Simpson didn’t lose 60 pounds of her self-reported 70-pound pregnancy weight gain.  She gained 115 headlines. “Jessica Simpson has lost an astonishing amount [...]

Chatter Box: More Lindsay Lohan Set Rumors; Jessica Simpson Tweets Her Hoots


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Rumors are piling up on the set of Liz & Dick, Lindsay Lohan’s made-for-TV biopic about the tempestuous love affair between the late Elizabeth Taylor and Sir Richard Burton. Apparently, Lohan is often two hours late to set and rarely knows her lines. She is also hostile toward her co-star, Grant Bowler, because he’s not [...]