Oh, How The Douchey Have Fallen: The Gosselins Edition


Television personality Jon Gosselin appears at the Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel/Casino August 29, 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Remember when Jon & Kate Gosselin captured America’s hearts and were beloved by all? j/k that never happened. Well, happily for those of us who aren’t Jon or Kate Gosselin (something we should all celebrate upon waking each morn), it seems the hideous tide of Gosselin Awareness is receding, and with any luck, our children [...]

Kate Gosselin Is Cruisin’ For A Karma Bruisin’


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Internet, what in fuck’s name is Kate Gosselin yammering on about now?! If it’s anything other than a formal apology for bringing this ridiculous hairstyle widespread exposure, I don’t want to hear it. First of all, if you haven’t heard the glorious news, Kate Plus 8 has been canceled. You may recall the day this [...]

Arizona Woman Aims to be Fattest Woman in History, Off to a Disturbingly Impressive Start [Includes Daily Diet]


"Waddling."

Susanne Eman, 32, has set a new goal for herself: to become the fattest woman in history.  Currently at 720 lbs., the Arizona native and single mom of two has set to “beat” the current record held by New Jersey woman, Donna Simpson, who at 43 years old weighs in around the mid 700s. Why [...]

New Documentary ‘Bloodmoney’ Explores The Great American Conspiracy To Get Girls Pregnant


abortion protesters

“We had a whole plan to sell abortions and it was called sex education.  Break down their natural modesty, separate them from their parents and their values and become the sex expert in their loves so they would turn to us…we would give them a low-dose birth control they would get pregnant on…or a defective condom…our goal [...]