10 Ways To Fail Tom Cruise’s Wife Audition


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The September issue of Vanity Fair contains allegations that Tom Cruise went a-wife huntin’ with the help of auditors from the Church of Scientology before marrying Katie Holmes.  General Hospital actress Nazanin Boniadi tells VF that from 2004-05 she was auditioned by church officials to be the next Mrs. Cruise.  And that it was about as [...]

Five Celebrity Children Who Should Write A Tell-All Book


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Now before you start harping on me for trying to exploit the bizarre lifestyle of these young to not-so-young celebrity offspring, let me just tell you that I’m totally just speaking towhat’s in their best interest. Yes, that’s right. Writing a tell-all book will likely be fully therapeutic. It will also reign in that cash [...]

Chatter Box: KStew’s “Momentary Indiscretion” Went On For Months; Zack Morris Got Hitched; Katie Holmes Has A Date—Sorta


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In her public apology, Kristen Stewart referred to her affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders as a “momentary indiscretion.” Maybe time works differently in KStew’s universe, because apparently a “moment” is actually around six months in normal earth time. According to family and friends of Liberty Ross, wife of Rupert Sanders [...]

Chatter Box: Sylvester Stallone’s Son Found Dead, Michael Lohan Respawns


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Today’s Chatter Box leads with a bummer, as we learn Sylvester Stallone‘s 36-year-old son Sage was found dead in his home last Friday. In a statement released to TMZ, the 66-year-old actor said, “When a parent loses a child there is no greater pain. Therefore I am imploring people to respect my talented son’s memory and [...]

Why I Still Love Tom Cruise, Even If Katie (Also, Everybody Else) Doesn’t


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So, Tom Cruise is having a hell of a month so far, huh? I mean, to be in Iceland shooting your next epic blockbuster and eagerly anticipating an equally epic 50th (!!) birthday celebration with your wife and kid one minute, and being served divorce papers amid allegations said wife didn’t just leave you, she escaped you [...]