Miley Cyrus: A Star ‘Doesn’t Have To Take Their Clothes Off To Be Sexy’; Promptly Takes Off Clothes


mc-feature

Hey, remember a couple of years back when Miley Cyrus turned 18 and started transitioning from being “a perfectly safe, kid-friendly, Disney-styled star” to a rhinestone-bra-and-leather-garter-wearing sexpot? Well welcome to 2013, and have a gander at Miley’s photoshoot for V Magazine: TRANSFORMATION: COMPLETE. And while it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or expect [...]

Photo In Search Of A Caption: Miley Cyrus Twerks


Screen Shot 2013-03-25 at 7.57.19 AM

Miley Cyrus is still working on her twerking, unicorn onesie or no. Read More: An Open Letter To Miley Cyrus: You’re Doing It Wrong source

The 12-Year-Old Ashton Kutcher ‘Swatter’ Is Not Quite The Superhero I Imagined


Swatter Hero Roger

A 12-year-old boy from the Los Angeles area has officially been charged in connection to a “swatting” incident at Ashton Kutcher’s super-swank celebrity home. (For those of you of the middle-aged-with-children era, apparently “swatting” refers to a false report of violent activity which would result in a SWAT team or other tactical-response group being dispatched to the scene. Yes, I had to Google that. No, I’m not ashamed.) More »

The Top Three Celebrity Train Wrecks Of 2012


Kanye-West-kim-kardashian

Merry early Christmas, everyone! My gift to you this year: a one-way ticket on 2012′s Bat Shit Crazy Express, destination Ughville, population all the celebrities everywhere this year with the exception of Betty White. Because Betty White is A SAINT, y’all. CLEARLY. Narrowing this field of epic disasters down was difficult to say the least, [...]

An Open Letter To Miley Cyrus: You’re Doing It Wrong


Miley goes to the dogs.

My  dearest, dearest Miley. I don’t know you. I couldn’t name one song you’ve sung. (Wait – didn’t you have a song on the Tangled soundtrack? Okay, maybe I know one.)  I never got on the Hannah Montana bandwagon (mostly because I was in my 20s sans kids when that was popular), and continue to [...]