Celeb Couple Alert: Katy Perry And John Mayer (HORK)


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I’m one of those people that was so in love with the idea of Katy Perry and Russell Brand that this news is hitting me especially hard. Katy Perry is apparently not just hooking up with crazy-face-making crooner John Mayer; they’re like true-blue dating, girlfriend/boyfriend, TRULUV4EVA. SIGH. Images of the two had started to surface [...]

Pop Culture Analysis: Deconstructing Ke$ha


ke$ha

Well, that’s a very Lifetime movie-esque title, isn’t it? Internet, we need to talk about Ke$ha. If you don’t know what a Ke$ha is, please destroy your computer immediately. Your ignorance is so very precious, and I don’t have the heart to take it away from you. Or I guess you could just, like, navigate [...]

Hey, Guess What This Domestic Violence Unit Cop Was Just Arrested For?


ronald lee murray

The sergeant of Seattle PD’s Domestic Violence Unit, Ronald Lee Murray,  was arrested after dragging his girlfriend by her hair through an Oktoberfest celebration in Leavenworth, WA this weekend. In addition to being a month of beer and Bavarian pride, October is also Domestic Violence Awareness Month. Hey, Ronald? We’re aware. So if this was, like, [...]

City Council In Sao Paolo Calls For “Heterosexual Pride Day”


Straight Pride Rainbow

We’re here, we-can-allegedly-claim-Richard-Gere, get used to it. The City Council of Sao Paolo, Brazil is asking Mayor Gilberto Kassab to declare the 3rd Sunday of December “Heterosexual Pride Day.”  Carlos Apolinario authored the legislation, which was adopted by the Council.  Apolinaro says he respects gay rights and opposes anti-gay aggression; in fact, HuffPost reports, he [...]

Gives New Meaning To The Idea Of Eating A Hot Dog


Cute sleeping puppy

Awww, just wook at the widdle puppy!  He’s so sweepy!  And in places like South Korea and China, he’s a delicacy.  Recently, however, the practice has been called into question, and not just because nobody likes to think about good ol’ Rover getting roasted and served with a side of fava beans.  According to an [...]