Abercrombie To Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino: We’ll Pay You To Stop Wearing Our Clothes On ‘Jersey Shore’


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Apparently it’s one thing to build a retail empire by paying countless men to flash their abs.  It’s quite another when those men start naming their abs. In what may be the world’s first un-endorsement deal, Abercrombie & Fitch has asked Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of MTV’s reality juggernaut Jersey Shore to stop wearing its clothes.  [...]

Man Gets Probation For Shooting TV, Wasting Bullets On Bristol Palin


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Remember last year when Bristol Palin was a cast member of Dancing with the Stars? Do you remember that she nearly made it to the winner’s circle, and that most of America was angry that a young woman who says such stupid things and has such a stupid mother COULD WIN THIS THING?! Well, me [...]

Jersey Shore Recap: Season 3 Episode 12 – No One Gets Punched In The Face


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Last week on Jersey Whores, I mean Shore, Sammi is accused of arranging to meet up with a guy while she and Ronnie are still on unsure terms, perhaps trying to patch things up.  Ronnie loses what seemed to be a new-found cool and reverts back to his old HULKRON ways. *** Ronnie has Sammi [...]

Jersey Shore Recap: Season 3 Episode 10 – It All Stinks


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Snooki wants to touch Vinny, but Vinny’s too busy touching everyone else. That gives Snooki the sads. More »

Jersey Shore Recap: Season 3 Episode 9 – Pranking The Meatballs


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You know your friends love you when they pay a stranger to drive you to a different state. More »