Taylor Kitsch Cuts Off His Signature ‘Friday Night Lights’ Hair


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Tim Riggins done cut off his hair, y’all: Now, normally, I wouldn’t bother to bring this kind of thing to your attention—and indeed many of you may consider this to be the biggest non-story of non-stories—but Taylor Kitsch became a star on Friday Night Lights with that hair and DAMN! He just looks so different, [...]

Blake Lively Gets Inked


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Blake Lively, she of the Gossip Girl and Leo DiCaprio romancing fame, got some tattoos.   But don’t worry, they’re fake. Because she’s acting, you see. So basically, someone doodled on Blake’s arm. Blake is in Los Angeles, filming Oliver Stone’s Savages. And having lunch at the Pink Taco with Leo. Yes, Pink Taco. I [...]

Maybe Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Won’t Be Extremely Terrible


Wall-street-money-never-sleeps Oliver Stone’s sequel to his 1987 classic Wall Street doesn’t come out until September, but reviews are starting to trickle in and they’re kind of encouraging.

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Shia LaBeouf is Dating Someone Prettier, Younger, and Richer Than Me. No, I’m Not Bitter.


Shia LaBeouf is one of those actors who creates a lot of inner turmoil for me. When I saw him in that lameass Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull I thought he was a fine looking specimen, then I realized he was that kid from Holes which didn't seem to come out [...]

Joaquin Phoenix Isn’t Crazy If He’s Val Kilmer


Do you remember in Oliver Stone’s Doors movie when Val Kilmer is Jim Morrison and he’s all fat and gnarly and he’s watching the news? The news is all filled with various forms of pathetic devastation and it’s too much for Val Kilmer’s Jim Morrison’s fragile psyche and a tear trickles down his cheek like [...]