Paris Hilton Reminds Us Why We’ve Always Hated Her


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Welp. When Paris Hilton isn’t stuffing her Kardashian Voodoo Doll with pins, it looks like she still likes to dabble in things like fashion and bigotry. You see, roughly a week ago, Paris was in New York City for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. At one point, she found herself in a cab (THE HORROR) with a friend, [...]

Celebrities Take A Dry Run At This Parenting Gig With Fuzzy Wuzzy Pets


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Listen, we all know that Hollywood has some pretty adorable, well-dressed, and ridiculously-named offspring. But I don’t think we’ve been spending NEARLY enough time discussing the furry children living with the stars. Because if there’s anything to be made of Coco’s existence on this planet, it’s to be made aware that dog owners are parents, [...]

Birthday Girl Paris Hilton Wins $30K In Vegas


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Just in case you were feeling good about that six dollars in coupons you saved at the grocery store this weekend, allow me to crap all over your mood by sharing that Paris Hilton won $30,000 while gambling in Vegas last weekend. The major haul came at the blackjack tables of the Wynn Las Vegas, [...]

Foreskins: New Medical Miracle?


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And this holiday season, I give you a tale of hope.  Foreskin and hope. At the Fraunhofer Institute in Germany, they have created something called the “Skin Factory”, which is not an illicit club full of gyrating bodies, but a piece of medical equipment making miracles.  And those miracles?  Are coming from foreskins.  This is [...]

Temper Tantrums, Deconstructed


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Your child’s temper tantrums — those kicking, screaming, nonsensical boneless fits of mini-RageGuy fury we all know so well — have finally been given the full science treatment. By science! It turns out tantrums are like, waaaay quantitative and stuff. Researchers put a bunch of toddlers in bionic onesies (no, seriously) outfitted with wireless microphones [...]