On May 13, 2008, I became a mom. I had a pretty little bundle of screaming joy, and all was right and awesome with the universe. She was 6 lbs, 1.4 oz, and 21 inches of adorable. I, on the other hand, was a droopy mess of exhausted new mom who desperately needed a shower. [...]
C’mon, Heidi, we know you’re gorgeous and have a great figure… but do you have to rub it in? Posing for steamy lingerie shots not even a year after birthing your fourth child and looking so FABULOUS is just not fair to the rest of us.