Top Five “As Seen on TV” Products that Don’t Suck


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I was going to start this post by talking about the OneTouch cordless, “hands-free” (huh?) can opener I got for Christmas from my mother (practical and…practical!), but then I realized it actually takes two touches to make the damn thing work, which is exactly one touch over the line between my (a) happily opening every [...]

Oye Como Handbags? Carlos Santana Branches Out


Before you say anything, yes, I realize “oye como handbangs” is nonsensical. But Carlos Santana having a line of handbags and women’s shoes doesn’t really make that much sense either. Oh yes, the guitar legend is hocking purses and shoes on QVC. I know. It makes me sad too. But it gets worse.