Lifetime’s ‘Pretty Wicked Moms’ Is Pretty Deliciously Awful


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Lifetime’s new reality show Pretty Wicked Moms is essentially what the show’s title says: six women, all beautiful, all moms, all behaving pretty awful across various metrics of awfulness. In other words, Pretty Wicked Moms is great entertainment. I don’t have cable television in my house for the same reason I don’t let cheesecake and [...]

Farrah Abraham Of ‘Teen Mom’ Fame Is Everything That’s Right About America


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Farrah my dear, you’ve done it. You are now officially MTV royalty. You are one of the proud and few (Snooki, anyone?) who has figured out a way to turn your much sought after MTV fame into something ridiculously lucrative. Girl’s gone p0rn! According to Farrah’s adult film costar James Deen (how’s that for p0rn name [...]

Why ‘House Hunters’ Is The Greatest Reality Show On TV


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The woman runs a meticulously manicured fingernail across the counter top. The camera zooms in as her mouth buttholes in disgust. “It’s tiiiile. I want granite. And the appliances are black.” She says this last sentence in a tone that reveals she’s obviously an appliance racist. “You can always upgrade later.” The real estate agent [...]

The Bachelor Recap Season 17 Episode 10: The Women Tell All


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This is it. This is what we’ve been waiting for! It’s THE BACHELOR: The Women Tell All! Oh please, ladies. Tell us EVERYTHING. Especially Tierra. Sweet Jeebus, let them lead her out in a straitjacket. THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME. Harrison introduces the show and of course everyone is already sobbing. This is going to [...]

FOX Set To Take Trainwreck Television To New Lows With ‘Celebrity Swan’


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FOX, the network you may remember from such fine upstanding reality television shows as Temptation Island, Joe Millionaire, The Simple Life, Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, Married By America, My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance, Mr. Personality and The Littlest Groom, has decided to renew and reboot 2004′s The Swan . This time, with…celebrities! Celebrity Swan! Because of course. And also bleeeeccccchhhh. More »