The Bachelor Recap: Season 17, Episode 11 – Finale


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Oh my beloved little squirrels. We’ve made it. Sean Lowe, the snooziest, most fake “reclaimed” virgin ever, if THAT isn’t the most bullshit thing ever, is going to make his decision between Catherine and Lindsay and if I’M watching three hours of The Bachelor, so are you. Or you could just read this instead. Totes up to you. More »

The Bachelor Recap Season 17 Episode 6: The Snooze And The Skeezes Go To Canada


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The Bachelor is back again this week whether we want it to or not. Last night, Sean Lowe (The Snooze) and the skanks toddled off to Canada, The Snooze ditched someone before the rose ceremony, and Tierra got carted off to the hospital (drink!), only to come back cackling and more evil than ever. More »

The Bachelor Recap Season 17 Episode 4: The Crazy Get Crazier, And We Delight


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WOO HOO BACHELOR RECAP TIMEZ!!!!!!!!!! HERE WE GO!!!! Tonight, on “Snore-zilla And His Hoes” Sean Lowe is a slave to crazy Tierra and it’s going to be AWESOME. Plus? ROLLER DERBY. Chris Harrison, the love of my life, really needs to have a discussion with his stylist, that discussion being “Stop buying me clothes from [...]

Wyoming – Come for the Nature, Stay for the Doomsday


GOVERNMENT!  IN!  ACTION!  Last week, we talked about the looming threat that the Girl Scouts have on our country…and possibly the world.  This week it looks like we didn’t take that threat seriously enough.  A legislator in Wyoming is pushing forward legislation in the State House that would call for the formation of a special task force [...]

The Bachelor Season 16 Episode 2 Recap: Save Scotchy!!!!


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Here we are again, my beloved little squirrels! So let us, like Benny does in the preview, hit it and quit it, shall we? Welcome to The Bachelor! Tonight we open in Sonoma CA, where Benny walks his very small dog and waits for the ladies to arrive. He yammers about his hometown and the [...]