The World Might Not Be Over, But I Might Finally Be Over Robsten


Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson

It’s no secret that I’m MamaPop’s resident TwiHard, and that my love for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart rivals even that of that one British chick that made a video of herself sobbing when news broke about the Rupert Sanders affair. (She totally scored a spot at the Breaking Dawn 2 premiere, btw, AND I DIDN’T, [...]

Celebrities You’ll Probably See Out Shopping On ‘Black Friday’


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Sigh. ::unbuttons pants:: Well, comrades, Thanksgiving is gone and Black Friday is upon us. That means there are gajillions of dollars to save (er, spend), countless disposable, earth-polluting gadgets to obtain, and HOURS OF PRECIOUS SLEEP TO LOSE. But it’s not just your crazy neighbor, cousin Marcy, or BFF Nancy that bum-rush the doors at [...]

Predictions For The New Twilight Movie From A Non-Twihard


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ZOMG! YOUZ GUYS! The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (In Addition To The T-Shirts And R-Patz Cardboard Cut-Outs) “Never-Fucking-Ending Tale Of Sparkly Vampires” comes out in theaters today! Obviously I’m a mega, ultimate Twihard so SPOILER ALERT: I am not and I don’t have a got.damn.clue about the Twilight series beyond the midnight [...]

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Sit Together: LET’S TALK ABOUT IT


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If you recall, the Hollywood equivalent of Moses parting the Red Sea (the reconciliation of Robsten) happened a few weeks ago thanks to my Twibbon campaign, and I’ve been basically floating through my life ever since. And as we get closer to the release date of the final Twilight installment, things are only. getting. better. [...]

Robsten Reunited (And It Feels So Good)


Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson at Bar

Some of you may not know this, but, months ago, I began a grassroots Twibbon campaign. It was the morning of July 25, 2012, and KStew had just publicly apologized for sucking on Rupert Sanders, confirming both her infidelity and the downward spiral of my emotional state. I hear RPatz was kinda pissed, too. As [...]