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The Bachelorette: Season Six Finale Recap

08/03/2010 11:00 am by

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It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for when Ali chooses, already! She’s scared! YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS. On the unforgettable finale of the Bachelorette! Let’s go! I vomit on a kitten from excitement. Ali can’t believe she could get engaged in Bora Bora. Looking back at the 25 chumps, she stunned that she found two awesome guys. Two awesome guys, I MIGHT ADD, that I TOTALLY called in the FIRST episode. More »

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The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT HERPES) Recap

07/20/2010 11:00 am by

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Tonight! We go to Tahiti! Smooching! Love declarations! Clams! Kissing! And fucking Frank ruins everything. Let’s get to it! Now I’m recapping in real time here, so everything that happens is my immediate reaction. Keep that in mind when the swearing starts, y’all. I’m working VERY blue tonight. It’s gonna be dirty. Shoo away the [...]

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