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Top 10 Movie & TV Badasses You Want With You When the Zombies Attack
07/19/2010 1:51 pm by
Whether they’re fast or slow, moaning or shrieking, chewing on their own guts for fun or just shambling after you, zombies work best in huge, overwhelming numbers. One zombie is easy pickings. Three or four present a small challenge. Fifty plus undead clawing at your stomach? GAME OVER, MAN. ARRIVEDERCI. That’s why you need help [...]
Greatest Movie Title Ever Announced
07/27/2009 12:00 pm by
Hot Tub Time Machine was announced at Comic-Con last week, and stars Craig Robinson, John Cusack, Rob Corddry and some kid with glasses who I will have to look up if I feel compelled to be thorough. Nope. Never mind. The premise, in case it was eluding you, is four guys get into a hot [...]
This Is not the Terminator: Salvation You’re Looking For (But It’ll Do)
05/22/2009 2:09 pm by
When I was a boy, nobody told me that I would one day become an adolescent. And when I was an adolescent, nobody told me that I would have to grow up and be, yaknow, a man. Similarly, nobody told me that I would feel such a fierce attachment to the story of a boy, [...]
Summer Is Starting. Wait…What?
04/27/2009 11:00 am by
So X-men Origins: Wolverine opens this Friday and that pretty much means the summer movie season is upon us and from now until August there will be a bunch of movies opening that try and capitalize on the whole comic book/ giant robot / won't-you-please-continue-to-rape-my-childhood trend that we find ourselves immersed in…again. I won't bother [...]
