Ashley & JP Wedding BINGO!


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I was on the treadmill this morning (medal please) when I saw something flash across the TV screen about Ashley and JP getting married on national television this weekend. Remember those two knuckleheads? They got engaged on The Bachelorette and, as an unintended catastrophic consequence, created the monster that was known as Ben and Courtney. [...]

The Bachelorette’s Emily Maynard Is Engaged – Again


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Holy spaceballs, you guys. Who was watching the season finale of The Bachelorette last night? It was so chock full ‘o awkward that I can barely contain myself. So let’s start at the beginning. I was never a big fan of Jef Holm because he looked about 15 years old, despite the fact that he’s, [...]

Chatter Box: TomKat Divorce Settlement, Adele Way More Pregnant Than We Thought


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The gossip gods giveth and the gossip gods taketh away, my friends. Yesterday, Tom Cruise‘s and Katie Holmes‘s lawyers completed a divorce settlement agreement after working basically nonstop all weekend to reach an accord that might keep proceedings out of court and deprive gossip bloggers everywhere from months of content. Christ, they are so selfish. [...]

Maybe ‘The Bachelorette’ Should Always Be a Mom


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The first thing you should know about me (before less important things like where I live or that a toddler is currently screaming in the next room) is that I love The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. I might have even watched both seasons of Bachelor Pad, but I’m not fully admitting to anything. It doesn’t [...]

Chatter Box: Feminist Ryan Gosling Tumblr Becoming A Book; Emily Is The Boringest Bachelorette EVAR


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Hey girl. if I told you to love your body, would you hold it against me? Ryan Gosling is getting a book deal – or rather the fictional Feminist Ryan Gosling of Tumblr fame is coming out in book form. The microblog was conceived by a grad student named Danielle Henderson, who used the medium [...]