If I Get Kidnapped You’ll Know Why: Are Tom Cruise And Xenu Calling It Quits?


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Every so often I find a topic online that I find so fascinating, I read until my eyes bleed (don’t you? I mean that’s why the Internet works, right?) and most recently the topic I followed down that digital rabbit hole of information was that beloved celebrity money-sucker: Scientology. So it’s fitting then that one of [...]

10 Ways To Fail Tom Cruise’s Wife Audition


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The September issue of Vanity Fair contains allegations that Tom Cruise went a-wife huntin’ with the help of auditors from the Church of Scientology before marrying Katie Holmes.  General Hospital actress Nazanin Boniadi tells VF that from 2004-05 she was auditioned by church officials to be the next Mrs. Cruise.  And that it was about as [...]

Five Celebrity Children Who Should Write A Tell-All Book


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Now before you start harping on me for trying to exploit the bizarre lifestyle of these young to not-so-young celebrity offspring, let me just tell you that I’m totally just speaking towhat’s in their best interest. Yes, that’s right. Writing a tell-all book will likely be fully therapeutic. It will also reign in that cash [...]

Why I Still Love Tom Cruise, Even If Katie (Also, Everybody Else) Doesn’t


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So, Tom Cruise is having a hell of a month so far, huh? I mean, to be in Iceland shooting your next epic blockbuster and eagerly anticipating an equally epic 50th (!!) birthday celebration with your wife and kid one minute, and being served divorce papers amid allegations said wife didn’t just leave you, she escaped you [...]

Chatter Box: TomKat Divorce Settlement, Adele Way More Pregnant Than We Thought


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The gossip gods giveth and the gossip gods taketh away, my friends. Yesterday, Tom Cruise‘s and Katie Holmes‘s lawyers completed a divorce settlement agreement after working basically nonstop all weekend to reach an accord that might keep proceedings out of court and deprive gossip bloggers everywhere from months of content. Christ, they are so selfish. [...]