Octomom’s Getting The ‘Sexy Party’ Started–The Sexy Cyanide Punch Party, That Is


Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom

She’s never going away, is she? Like, we’ll never hear that Nadya Suleman is leaving the world alone or something equally awesome. Y’all, the woman is making music now. TMZ reported with a clip of it, and with all of our already-low opinions of her aside, the world decided to give her the benefit of the [...]

Next Step in Kardashian World Domination: Khloe On ‘The X Factor’?


Kloe Kardashian

I think I’ve been working too much lately. I may or may not be hallucinating. But, seeing as how I saw this on E!, I’m pretty sure it’s real, and I’m pretty sure I’m a little terrified. Y’all, Khloe Kardashian-Odom is being considered as a judge for The X Factor. AND SHE WANTS THE JOB! [...]

YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE DRESSED LIKE THAT, And Other Parental Reactions To The 2012 Billboard Music Awards


Miley Cyrus feature

Apparently the 2012 Billboard Music Awards were on last night, which sounds about right since I’m typically the last one to know about the most ragin’ parties. So, when I started clicking through some of the images from the red carpet, I was expecting to see some awesome dresses (lookin’ at you Carrie Underwood & [...]

The Friday Cry-Laff Returns, World Joins Hands In Peace


found dog

I tried.  I tried quitting you.  I tried cry-laffing without you and neither the tears nor the joy came forth. I couldn’t do it.  Wednesday, before I could think about what I was doing, I was driving by your house, staring longingly in your windows with my phone in my hand so I could call [...]

Things You Can’t Unsee: 2011 AMAs Fashion Roundup


katy-perry-performing-amas-2011

The 2011 American Music Awards aired last night and apparently it had something to do with music. But I kind of thought they were televising Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party. Repeat fashion offenders such as Katy Perry and Christina Aguilera left us all feeling a little bit frowny-faced, but these characters were downright visually offensive. I’m [...]