Kids Post Racist And Anti-Gay Videos To YouTube Because SMART


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Listen, just don’t have kids. It’s too late for some of us, but you can still save yourself. Because the risk with having kids is that sometimes they end up being bigoted assholes, and we need more of those like we need a sheet over another fat southern Klan-member’s head. Case in point are the two YouTube geniuses you’re about to see. More »

Alison Brie And Draco Malfoy Cover The White Stripes – Entire Internet Dies Squeeing


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It’s a proven fact that any mention of Alison Brie makes the Internet happier than a World of Warcraft player who just found a Pop Tart lodged under their thigh, but in an effort to bring down our entire society via emotional diabetes, Alison’s band, The Girls, covered “We’re Going to Be Friends” by the White Stripes in a small club in Santa Monica, California earlier this week, once again dispelling the myth that anything, even baby pandas, in this world is cuter than Allison Brie. More »

Hack The Planet: Burger King, Guy Fieri, & Jeep Hacked By Internet Pranksters This Week


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What do fire-charred Whoppers, quality ‘merican Jeep vehicles, and everyone’s favorite good-time pal Guy Fieri all have in common? Yes, they all produce inedible materials, but also each of their internet presences were hacked this week, resulting in varying levels of, “OMFG, HURRY! ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!” and, “Wow, I bet their marketing team is having a reeeeeeaally bad day.” More »

Designer Rebecca Minkoff Twitter Bombed At New York Fashion Week, Needs Lesson In Social Media


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If you let the imagination roll a bit with this one, it’s almost a poetic justice of sorts. Picture the pretty prom queen strutting her stuff, reaping in the love and affection of equally pretty prom-queen-types, while the Audio-Visual, Chess, and Latin Club (whut, whut) kids plot to take The Richies down with a robot [...]

Vanilla Ice Is Now In The Chandelier Design Business, Proving That The Singularity Is Near


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In 2005 noted futurist Ray Kurzweil released his far-reaching and controversial book The Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology. In it, Kurzweil proposes that humanity is on the verge of the next phase in our evolution – the Singularity – in which our minds and bodies will be augmented with technology.

As proof that this is not science fiction but is in fact all happening, I present to you Exhibit A: Vanilla Ice’s new line of stylish, yet functional chandeliers. More »