Robert Kardashian’s Widow Sues For Right To Sell Her Dead Husband’s Diary


Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Sometimes it feels like the Kardashians are a 21st Century problem, but if the term “White Bronco” means anything to you, you’ll recall that the Kardashian name has been making us roll our eyes (ugh) since last century. Robert Kardashian Sr. was divorced from Kris Jenner since before the O.J. Simpson trial, but he remained [...]

‘Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker’ Wanted For Murder; Heroes Aren’t Perfect


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“Homefree” citizen of the world, ad hoc philosopher, and internet celebrity Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker is wanted for murder. Joseph Galfy, Jr., an attorney from Clark, New Jersey, was found dead in his home on Monday. The cause of death was blunt force trauma and surveillance cameras in Times Square show the two meeting [...]

Arizona Restauranteurs Have Awesome ALL CAPS Facebook Meltdown


Amy's Bistro Facebbok Meltdown

It used to be -  back in ye olden tymes – that when you opened a business, you followed a pretty simple formula: You worked really hard to provide quality product for fair exchange, and if you hit a bump in the road, you smoked an entire pack of filter-tip cigarettes while poring over your [...]

Don’t Bet On ABC’s New Show ‘Bet On Your Baby’


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“What’s the most renewable resource on earth, and how can we manipulate it into a TV show?” This is, I imagine, the primary topic of conversation at most television producers roundtables. I was going to say “roundtables in this country” but anyone who’s seen a Japanese game shows knows that bad television is not an [...]

Oh Justin Bieber, Didn’t You Learn ANYTHING From ‘My Monkey Baby?’


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Great news everyone! Justin Bieber has a monkey baby! For fellow My Monkey Baby enthusiasts and those who just love a hearty chuckle at the expense of the famous and ridiculously insane, today just jumped headlong into the stuff wet dreams are made of, like candy canes, and gumdrops, and flowing gin rivers, and celebrities [...]