Joe Francis Is Sorry That He Said His Jurors Are “Retarded” And “Should Be Shot”


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Let’s talk about the word “douchebag”. As societies develop, so too do their languages. The version of English that Geoffrey Chaucer used to write The Canterbury Tales would be all but unrecognizable to most folks today. Famed novelist Patrick O’Brien – whose seafaring adventures were the basis of Russell Crowe’s excellent Master and Commander: The [...]

Chris Brown’s ‘Demon Art’ Latest Indication That Chris Brown Does What He Wants


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Chris Brown’s neighbors are upset because he’s had some large, monster-looking things painted on the walls outside of his probably very lovely Hollywood Hills home, because hahaha, he’s Chris Brown, check out his DEMONS, BITCHES. Oh my God. That metaphor just jumped out and hit me in the head. Let’s return to that, shall we? [...]

Abercrombie And Fitch’s New Slogan: “No Fatties”?


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Abercrombie and Fitch is arguably one of the top clothing brands the youngsters wear these days. And Abercrombie and Fitch welcomes their business, provided customers can pay the somewhat inflated prices for jeans which look like they’ve already been worn through a rodeo bullfight. So come right on in, people with money and poor taste! [...]

Let’s Explicate Amanda Palmer’s Horrible Boston Bomber Poem


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So, Amanda Palmer wrote a poem. This isn’t especially newsy in and of itself, seeing as the woman is a musician and is married to writer Neil Gaiman and is basically a free spirit who enjoys things like reenacting movies using sock puppets, and once somehow got the Internet to give her over a million [...]

Why No One Needs a ‘Friends’ Reunion


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Besides the absolutely horrible news clogging up my social media channels of Boston this week, I am equally gagging over a few other things that keep popping up in my timelines. (Don’t get me wrong. I need to know what’s going on in the world, but some of the graphics coming out of the Boston [...]