Courtney Stodden Gets Plastic Surgery For 18th Birthday As Per Hollywood Law


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Courtney Stodden comes of age this year, and at 18 she should – like other 18 year-old girls all over America – be completely preoccupied with things like which posters to buy for her college dorm room, or which line of self-tanner won’t make her look like a pumpkin. But Courtney isn’t doing any of [...]

Thanks To The Magic Of 3D Printing, You Can Now Make Yourself Into A Nightmare-Inducing Doll


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One of the coolest gadgets in Star Trek is the Food Replicator. What you do is, you tell it to make something – “tea, Earl Grey, hot”, for instance – and voila! It makes it for you out of nothing! Making food in the future is super-easy, and requires no culinary skills whatsoever. Anyone can [...]

You Thought It Wasn’t Possible, But Fast Food Just Got Grosser


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No one eats at a fast-food restaurant because the food tastes divine or the service is stellar. If I get a grunt from the clerk when they hand me my change I consider that five-star service. The reason we eat there is because it’s fast. But to be fast you have to give other things [...]

Photoshop FAIL: Beyonce Laughably Unrecognizable In Roberto Cavalli Ad


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Beyonce Knowles is one of the most conventionally beautiful women on the planet. She just absolutely radiates crazy-hot sexy vibes. One of the things I love most about Ms. Knowles is her healthy, normal looking body. She’s got curves and boobs and strong powerful legs built for kickin’ ass on stage. People adore the Queen [...]

The Glass Is Half-Empty: In Defense Of Pessimism [Essay]


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I am not a positive thinker. I never have been, and I never will be. Some people call this line of thinking “defeatist,” or “nihilistic,”  but I don’t agree, because these people are  head-in-the-clouds dreamers who refuse to acknowledge that bad stuff happens all the time and that its not going to change ever no [...]