Meet Laura Fernee – The British Woman Who Says She’s “Too Pretty To Work”


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Laura Fernee is a British woman with a PhD in medical science who can’t work. She’s talking about her plight on British television and in international newspapers and bringing attention the serious reason she can’t retain employment. Yet Fernee’s media junket isn’t for the sake of finding a job, because that wouldn’t matter – Fernee’s [...]

Everything You Love Gets Ruined (By Yahoo): An Ode To Our Favorite Tumblrs


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So yesterday, as you’ve probably heard (and heard and heard) about already, Yahoo! bought Tumblr. For $1.1 billion. Which is a number of dollars that exists, and Yahoo! somehow actually has. Probably because you click on Yahoo! Answers search results when you Google things about medical conditions, even though you know better. NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? More »

Robert Kardashian’s Widow Sues For Right To Sell Her Dead Husband’s Diary


Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Sometimes it feels like the Kardashians are a 21st Century problem, but if the term “White Bronco” means anything to you, you’ll recall that the Kardashian name has been making us roll our eyes (ugh) since last century. Robert Kardashian Sr. was divorced from Kris Jenner since before the O.J. Simpson trial, but he remained [...]

‘Tan Mom’ Music Video Is The Fourth Horseman Of The Apocalypse


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Following in the footsteps of sad, overreaching D-list celebs such as Octomom and all of the Real Housewives, Patricia Krentcil aka “Tan Mom” – who was charged with child endangerment last year when her 5-year-old daughter suffered from sunburn after ”tanning with mommy” - has now decided to throw her hat into the novelty music video ring with [...]

‘Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker’ Wanted For Murder; Heroes Aren’t Perfect


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“Homefree” citizen of the world, ad hoc philosopher, and internet celebrity Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker is wanted for murder. Joseph Galfy, Jr., an attorney from Clark, New Jersey, was found dead in his home on Monday. The cause of death was blunt force trauma and surveillance cameras in Times Square show the two meeting [...]