Surprise! Brad Pitt Was Unhappy During A Marriage That Ended In Divorce


Of course you can take my photo, Bradley? Can I call you Bradley?

I should probably preface this with the stone cold irrefutable fact that I have always been and always will be Team Aniston. Truly. Could not possibly love her more than I do. I’ve even reconciled myself to the fact that Jennifer Aniston is going to play Jennifer Aniston in every movie ever even though 2002′s [...]

‘Arrested Development’ Is Back! Here Are The Show’s 10 Best Minor Characters


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At last, the day is nearly here. The day I’ve been waiting for since the tragic events of 2006 broke my heart and ruined the television landscape for us all. This Sunday, May 26th, our long, national nightmare is over. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS BACK!  Please let this play as you read to enhance your Internet-based enjoyment. [...]

Public Breastfeeding Gone Wrong: Talk Show Host Suckles Guest’s Breast On Live TV


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In today’s just-because-you-can-doesn’t-mean-you-should news, Dutch TV show host Paul de Leeuw suckled from the breasts of one of his guests on live television. Oh, and it was primetime. And this is a “family show,” evidently. The woman, who was already pumping breast milk during an interview with a group of other women, was on the [...]

Dear Trekkies: It’s OK To Like J.J. Abrams’ ‘Star Trek’ Movie


Quien es mas macho - Ricardo Montalban, o Benedict Cumberbatch?

First, let me point out that my Fan Theory about Star Trek Into Darkness villain John Harrison’s true identity, postulated back in March? EERILY PROPHETIC. Now, to the business at hand. You could hear the cries of protest even before Star Trek Into Darkness hit American theaters – a review posted to Ain’t It Cool News on [...]

‘The Great Gatsby’ And The Great American Whiteness


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I’m not really all that jazzed up about the Baz Luhrmann adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby that is puking up all over my social media and news streams right now. I’m probably going to be in the minority here, but I know – even without having seen it – that Luhrmann’s lush re-imagining of [...]