‘Game Of Thrones’ “Red Wedding” Was Based On Actual Historical Events


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So how is everyone doing, some four days after witnessing one of the most shocking and gruesome plot turns ever? I’ll admit to sharing in the perverse glee that many of us who’ve read George R.R. Martin’s A Storm of Swords - the third book in the series that Game of Thrones is drawn from – [...]

Lifetime’s ‘Pretty Wicked Moms’ Is Pretty Deliciously Awful


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Lifetime’s new reality show Pretty Wicked Moms is essentially what the show’s title says: six women, all beautiful, all moms, all behaving pretty awful across various metrics of awfulness. In other words, Pretty Wicked Moms is great entertainment. I don’t have cable television in my house for the same reason I don’t let cheesecake and [...]

How Ellen Is Ruining Cute Kids For Us


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Hey everyone! You’re about to hate my guts, so get some derogatory adjectives that rhyme with “cold black heart” prepared, okay? You can thank Ellen. Here goes: I don’t like kids anymore. Well, let me specify. I like kids, but not like like them. My kids are pretty cool, but I’ve disliked them at times [...]

Television: Anytime, Anywhere, And Finally All At Once


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This post is sponsored by Netflix. …… Last August I was on a production lot in Culver City, CA walking toward a soundstage where I would eventually sit on a talk show to wax poetic about kids and the various ways you can exploit them online for money when I passed by a certain iconic [...]

Watch Out, Parents! Gender Bending Cartoon ‘SheZow’ Is Coming For Our Children!


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Oh hey, parents! How’s it going? Stepped on any Lego lately? Hahaha…I know, cliche and not even funny because that shit hurts. Anyway, what’s up for your summer holidays? Camping? Sounds fun, but I hope you got a refundable deposit because the world’s going to hell in a pink sparkly hand basket come June 1st [...]