Chatter Box: Julianne Moore To Star in ‘Carrie’ Reboot, Bret Michaels Gets Real Paid, Gaga Gets Banned in Jakarta

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THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU! Julianne Moore has been cast in the gritty reboot of Carrie, playing Mrs. White. Chloe Moretz—who is contractually obligated to play every awkward-but-pretty teenager in every movie until she turns 18—will play the title character. I have to say, I’m looking forward to this. Brian de Palma’s movie is [...]

Chatter Box – Bryce Dallas Howard Actually Looks Like She Had a Baby, Charlize Gushes On Motherhood, and More

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Need something to talk about around the water cooler or at play group or whatever proverbial place where properly socialized people supposedly gather to gossip and talk about TV? Here’s the latest in entertainment news and celebrity gossip to get you going: Bryce Dallas Howard had a baby mere months ago and had the audacity [...]

The Best Shows On TV I’m Apparently Missing

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Here’s a list of the “Best Shows On TV” that I’m not watching, but should be…shouldn’t I?  Which ones am I missing?  Because, you know, I’m not overwhelmed enough with just this list. source, source, source, source, source, source, source, source, source, source 

Insurance Commercials Make Me Feel Like An Inadequate Parent

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I watch a really wide variety of TV programming. I know this because the commercials that I see have such an obviously varied demographic, that I must be something of an outlier in the shows that I watch. For example, I normally spend my lunch break on the treadmill, which has a TV. Finding the [...]

Chatter Box: Today’s Top Gossip/Entertainment News

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Sometimes I feel like slow news days in Hollywood are the BEST news days in Hollywood, because then we get reporters doing things like asking Snooki for parenting advice for tanning addicts, ad executives dressing Ashton Kutcher in brown face, and Brandi Glanville talking more trash about her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his new wife, [...]

Michael Jackson & Pepsi Together Again! Now With Less Head Burning!

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Hey, folks?  Thirsty? Allow me to crack you a can of cold Dead Pop Icon! In a move that I think would have the departed principals of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce rolling over the empty bottles of Jameson strewn about their graves, the estate of Michael Jackson and juvy diabetes enabler Pepsi announced an unholy [...]

Pageant Mom Smack Talk: Vanessa Williams vs Wendy Dickey

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Cue the RuPaul-like “ooooooohhhhh, gurl” for this one, because yay! Celebrities and z-listers taking pot shots at each other in the media! MY FAVORITE. Today’s bitch fight started out tamely enough, with Vanessa Williams—a beauty pageant veteran herself, obviously—answering some questions from Anderson Cooper about the world of child pageants and of course, Toddlers & [...]