The Bachelor Recap Season 16 Episode 9: The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Boinking

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Well, we’ve all been waiting for this, have we not? It’s time for FANTASY SUITES, MOFOS!!!! Get your booze and your vomit-proof pets ready. Tonight! On The Bachelor!  We go to Switzerland! Whores lie! Benny blabs! We all roll our eyes into our skulls! And someone returns! And then, it’s a “very special sneak peek” at [...]

‘Arrested Development’ Developments!

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  Yesterday, probably prompted by the sight of yet another (stupid bleeping facehole tampon canoe #$@&) pop-under Netflix ad, I realized, HEY! Didn’t Netflix promise the Internet a mea-culpa-fueled return of Arrested Development? What’s up with that? AWESOME THINGS, is what’s up with that. It was officially confirmed yesterday that the full cast (THE FULL [...]

Unicorn Skynet Will Rule Us All

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Nerds from the Cornell Creative Machine Labs decided to see what would happen when you let two artificially intelligent chat bots talk to each other. The results are strange yet terrifying: In under 90 seconds, the following happened: The chatbots became self-aware of their robot natures. They expressed a desire to have a human body. [...]

[Volume 8] A Non-Exhaustive But Pretty Comprehensive Collection of Images from the Tubes that will Make You Cry-Laugh

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Wow.  Eight whole weeks.  Eight volumes!  Consecutively!  I don’t even know who I am anymore.  And speaking of weeks, this one has been…well.  It’s really been something.  Kind of like an ugly baby, really.  ”Oh, look!  It’s…a baby!”  That is what kind of week I’ve had.  My week is an ugly baby.  I’m hoping it’s [...]

So You Think You Can Dance, Season 8, Week 7: Top 8

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As this season of So You Think You Can Dance gets tougher on the dancers, it also gets tougher on my tear ducts, which already work overtime in comparison to your average tear ducts. I cry a lot, when something makes me happy or sad or angry or, as was the case with at least [...]

Research Proves The Obvious: Female Pop Stars Are Increasingly Sexualized By Rolling Stone Magazine

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Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Something along the lines of, “no shit, Sherlock?” I mean, seriously. I was working under the assumption that this was true-fact-forever already. That said, these research findings are pretty amazing, and it’s always totally radical and affirming to see some science that backs up what we’ve been suspecting all [...]

Welcome To MamaPop Gay Boyfriend Week 2011 – A Neil Patrick Harris Extravaganza

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If you’ve read MamaPop for any length of time, you know one thing for certain: we love us some NPH. (And unicorns, natch. But the two go hand-in-hand really, amirite?) So today – June 15th 2011, The NPH’s 38th birthday – we’re proud to announce that for the next seven days MamaPop will be devoting [...]