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‘Arrested Development’ Developments!

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  Yesterday, probably prompted by the sight of yet another (stupid bleeping facehole tampon canoe #$@&) pop-under Netflix ad, I realized, HEY! Didn’t Netflix promise the Internet a mea-culpa-fueled return of Arrested Development? What’s up with that? AWESOME THINGS, is what’s up with that. It was officially confirmed yesterday that the full cast (THE FULL [...]

[Volume 8] A Non-Exhaustive But Pretty Comprehensive Collection of Images from the Tubes that will Make You Cry-Laugh

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Wow.  Eight whole weeks.  Eight volumes!  Consecutively!  I don’t even know who I am anymore.  And speaking of weeks, this one has been…well.  It’s really been something.  Kind of like an ugly baby, really.  ”Oh, look!  It’s…a baby!”  That is what kind of week I’ve had.  My week is an ugly baby.  I’m hoping it’s [...]

So You Think You Can Dance, Season 8, Week 7: Top 8

SYTYCD Season 8 Week 7 Sasha and Melanie

As this season of So You Think You Can Dance gets tougher on the dancers, it also gets tougher on my tear ducts, which already work overtime in comparison to your average tear ducts. I cry a lot, when something makes me happy or sad or angry or, as was the case with at least [...]

Research Proves The Obvious: Female Pop Stars Are Increasingly Sexualized By Rolling Stone Magazine

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Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Something along the lines of, “no shit, Sherlock?” I mean, seriously. I was working under the assumption that this was true-fact-forever already. That said, these research findings are pretty amazing, and it’s always totally radical and affirming to see some science that backs up what we’ve been suspecting all [...]

Welcome To MamaPop Gay Boyfriend Week 2011 – A Neil Patrick Harris Extravaganza

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If you’ve read MamaPop for any length of time, you know one thing for certain: we love us some NPH. (And unicorns, natch. But the two go hand-in-hand really, amirite?) So today – June 15th 2011, The NPH’s 38th birthday – we’re proud to announce that for the next seven days MamaPop will be devoting [...]

The World According to Everyone But Paris Hilton

The World According to Paris Hilton Tanks in Ratings, Collective Consciousness

Paris Hilton is making yet another attempt at a “comeback” (although a comeback to what is uncertain) with her reality show, The World According to Paris Hilton.  She appeared yesterday on The View where she finally (finally!) was grilled with some real questions and not softballs for this no-talent [media] whore.  Bahbwa and Whoopi questioned [...]

Gary Busey Hits the Stripper Pole

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ENOUGH WITH ALL THIS CHARLIE SHEEN NONSENSE. I CAN OUT-SHEEN CHARLIE SHEEN IN MY SLEEP. WITH MY EYES CLOSED. WHILE I’M SLEEPING WITH MY EYES CLOSED, EVEN. WHICH I ACTUALLY DON’T DO THAT OFTEN. I’VE BEEN AT THIS FOR YEARS, PEOPLE. I AM THE FAMOUS ORIGINAL RAYS OF NONSENSE ROBOT-GENERATED MEME QUOTES. WHERE’S MY HASHTAG? [...]