Bankruptcy Eclipses Octomom’s Adult Film, America Thanks Bankruptcy

Clothed or Not, That Face is NSFW.

I am fascinated with Octomom.  That’s right.  I’m a 30-something, heterosexual man that loves sports, the Godfather trilogy, AND trashy tabloid headlines with news about Nadya Suleman.  Whatever you’re thinking, why don’t you say it to my face? Part of my fascination is seeing a parent trying to do with 14 kids what I can [...]

New Trailer & Short For Disney Pixar’s ‘Brave’

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So I feel like I should be more excited for Disney-Pixar’s Brave than I am. And I actually feel a little guilty about my lack of excitement. Pixar’s first female-led movie! Turning the princess tropes upside-down and smashing the fairy tale paradigms! Or something! I dunno. On paper, Brave sounds completely amazeballs and full of [...]

Behold: The Worst Pro-Breastfeeding Ad Ever

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There was a time I would argue there’s really no such thing as a bad pro-breastfeeding ad. I mean, what could ever be wrong with a public service announcement that encourages women to choose the natural way to nourish their infants whenever possible, meanwhile also discouraging any prudes and woman haters who shame them for [...]

PMS Bombs – Commercials That Make Me Sob

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So, I’m sitting in front of my Internets minding my own business—reading Facebook rants about Ann Romney and That Idiot who cut someone off in the middle school drop-off lane, or how everyone needs coffee—when this damn P&G London 2012 Summer Olympic Games “Film” gets posted on my wall: And now I’m weeping. And I [...]

Defiling The Dead For Dollars Or Spectacular Tribute? Coachella’s Tupac Hologram May Go on Tour

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Tupac Shakur, the gangster rapper who died 15 years ago, performed at the Coachella music festival in California on Sunday. Or, rather, his hologram did. Yes, that’s right, people. The future the scientists promised us IS HAPPENING NOW. The simulation — created by Digital Domain Media Group Inc., the visual-effects house responsible for making the [...]

Tennessee Says You Will Get Pregnant And Die Unless This Happens

Shown: Tennessee Sex Ed. And also Mean Girls.

Hold on your hats, ladies and gents: there’s now more things you can’t let your kids do if you’re a caring parent and have any idea what decency really means. In Tennessee, senators approved an update to the abstinence-only sex education system that classifies hand-holding and kissing as gateway sexual behavior. If passed, children would [...]