Hey, Has Anybody Seen Nick Stahl?

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Well. This is weird. TMZ reports that Nick Stahl, whom you may remember from such films as Terminator 3, Sin City, The Thin Red Line…or maybe even as the little boy in The Man Without A Face, has gone missing. His wife Rose filed a missing person report with the LAPD. He was possibly last [...]

Hand Sanitizer Is The Latest Trend In Underage “Drinking”

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I don’t know about you, but after a long week, I like to kick back and relax with a nice cold glass of Purell.* Wait. What? A disturbing(ly stupid) trend amongst teenagers in California looking for an easy way to get a buzz is slowly spreading across the country. In March and April, there were [...]

Hollywood Summer Blockbuster Movie (Drought) Preview

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This week’s Entertainment Weekly is the Summer Movies Edition, which I get butt-psyched for.  I’ve actually seen most of the trailers already through one avenue or another,  but seeing the entire collection in the pages of one magazine, I must say: BOR-ING! Aside from Total Recall, Ted, and (maybe, because it could suck hard) Savages, [...]

Michigan Teacher Brooke Harris Fired For Supporting Students’ Trayvon Martin Fundraiser

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Brooke Harris, a teacher at a charter school in Pontiac, Michigan, was fired because, she says, she supported her students’ efforts to hold a fundraiser for the family of slain teenager Trayvon Martin. Martin’s death in Florida this February has had far-reaching effects beyond the tragedy of a young boy being killed. It has stirred [...]

Having A Bad Parenting Moment? Let This Diet-Crazed Mother Put Things In Perspective

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Parents are placed in difficult, challenging situations on the regular. And more often than we’d like to think, these situations can leave lasting impressions upon our poor, unexpecting children. So, when a mother was faced with the daunting task of getting her 7-year-old daughter back on track with her weight, you’d think she’d have put [...]

Hollywood To Improve Upon Huckleberry Finn By Adding Ghosts, And Probably Spaceships

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Let’s take solace in the fact that you cannot “re-imagine” something without Hollywood doing the same, but worse. Here, I’ll prove it to you. Think of  a beloved classic movie. Let’s make it a Disney film. Pinocchio, you say? Good choice! Ok, now let’s re-imagine it, Hollywood-style. Set Pinocchio in the modern world? Obviously. Make [...]

So Your Son is Going to Prom With a Porn Star…

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If you’ve been on the Internet in the past day or so, chances are you’ve heard the name Mike Stone. I can almost smell him… No that’s Keith Stone, alcohol mascot and lousy beer enthusiast.  This is Mike Stone: On his angry couch. Mike Stone is the 18-year-old high school student from Minnesota who has [...]