Courtney Stodden Gets Plastic Surgery For 18th Birthday As Per Hollywood Law


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Courtney Stodden comes of age this year, and at 18 she should – like other 18 year-old girls all over America – be completely preoccupied with things like which posters to buy for her college dorm room, or which line of self-tanner won’t make her look like a pumpkin. But Courtney isn’t doing any of [...]

Thanks To The Magic Of 3D Printing, You Can Now Make Yourself Into A Nightmare-Inducing Doll


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One of the coolest gadgets in Star Trek is the Food Replicator. What you do is, you tell it to make something – “tea, Earl Grey, hot”, for instance – and voila! It makes it for you out of nothing! Making food in the future is super-easy, and requires no culinary skills whatsoever. Anyone can [...]

Photoshop FAIL: Beyonce Laughably Unrecognizable In Roberto Cavalli Ad


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Beyonce Knowles is one of the most conventionally beautiful women on the planet. She just absolutely radiates crazy-hot sexy vibes. One of the things I love most about Ms. Knowles is her healthy, normal looking body. She’s got curves and boobs and strong powerful legs built for kickin’ ass on stage. People adore the Queen [...]

The Ball Lift: A Father’s Day Gift Idea For The Saggy Set


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Father’s Day is coming up this weekend and your probably online right this minute looking at ties and gardening shears   in another browser. You can go ahead and shut them down, because I am going to end your gift-giving worries right here, right now! What better way to thank your dad for life than [...]

Dolphins Are Not Midwives & Other Things I Shouldn’t Have To Tell People


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I respectfully submit the following news item as a litmus test of sorts. Sort of like a reading-based version of the Tan Mom Music Video Oh God My Eyes Make It Stop. How far can YOU read about the following parents-to-be before YOU start judging? A couple from North Carolina has traveled to Hawaii to [...]